MY OMEGLE CONVERSATION.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi Barbie

You: Sorry, I'm a middle aged man that drives a van.

You: Not a barbie.

Stranger: Oh dang.

You: Sorry to disappoint. Would you like some candy?

You: Awkward silence.

You: I'm good at breaking those.

Stranger: Hahahahah

Stranger: But I'll pass on the candy

Stranger: Thanks anyways

You: You sure? I have a variety of them.

Stranger: Liiiiiiikkke

You: Oh, you pick. They're in my basement.

Stranger: I'm scared of basements

You: Don't worry sonny, they aren't that scary.

You: Minus the headless clown heads I pin up to my wall.

Stranger: YES THEY ARE

You: Did I just say that?

Stranger: Wtfffff

You: I meant

You: bodyless.

You:

You: The lights don't work down there, but your free to use a flashlight.

Stranger: Ohh..same thing right.no biggie

You: No biggie, your right.

Stranger: I know...that's nothing compared to my basement

Stranger: Dont even get me stared

Stranger: *started

You: does your basement also contain various head chopping tools, and instruments to preform sacrificial ceremonies?

You: Because mine does.

You: /serious face

Stranger: Yes..I go to festivals in the summer about stuff like that

You: Do you really? Me too! ;D I'm a part of many clubs that contain those activies.

Stranger: Omg! We're twins

You: We are.

Stranger: So can I still have a piece of candy? I've been craving something sweet for a while now

You: I have cat parts in jars down there as well.

You: Yes, I'd love to give you some peppermints.

You: Do you like peppermints?

Stranger: Oooohhh candy.an nope.only go for Swedish fish sprry

You: Do you like

You: Sour Patch Kids?

You: Gummy Bears?

You: I like to rip the heads off gummy bears before I eat them.

You: It makes me feel superior.

Stranger: You my dear friend are a wee bit creepy

You: Not creepy, just trying to blend in.

You: I can tell you my true identity if you'd like.

Stranger: I'm not sure anymore

You: You sir, just made my night. I have to tell you this.

You: My true self: I am a 14 year old girl that does this for fun because I have no social life of any kind.

You: It's a bit sad when you think about it.

Stranger: Hahahaha that's basically like me!..except not to that extreme

You: xD Nice. I love doing this, it just makes me laugh. xD

You: Some guy offered me cookies earlier today

You: on omegle

You: and we had a weird conversation, which is where I got the idea from. xD

Stranger: Well that's awkward..haha,,but cool idea..I've been messing with people for like ever on here but they always leave

You: I know, It's sad. DX

You: Like

You: People are just looking to hook up. On Omegle.

You: Like, wtf.

Stranger: Seriously! They are..:"can you send me nudes?" I'm like ya ok ( . ) ( . )

You: XD

You: Send them a fake picture

Stranger: Thats really what I do..Hahahah

You: xD

You: Guys are like 'can I see your pussy?' and I'm like 'sure bro' and I send them a picture of a cat.

Stranger: Just want to have a regular/weird conversation ok?! and hahah that's a good one too boys

You: xD Boys will be boys. They're too cheap to try eHarmony. sdfhh You have to pay for eHarmony, did you know that?

Stranger: Never tried hahah.but ya that's true :/

You: You know what stranger? I like you. xD You made my night, you really did.

You: Thanks for being such a sport.

Stranger: Haha well thanks! you aren't to shabby either(:

You: Thanks. xD Well, I enjoyed talking to you. I guess it's time for me to disconnect? Maybe we'll meet sometime in the real world. c:

Stranger: Sameee,,.and maybe weird to think about..haha..byeeee!

You: New story to tell your friends. xD BYE!

You have disconnected.