MY OMEGLE CONVERSATION.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi Barbie
You: Sorry, I'm a middle aged man that drives a van.
You: Not a barbie.
Stranger: Oh dang.
You: Sorry to disappoint. Would you like some candy?
You: Awkward silence.
You: I'm good at breaking those.
Stranger: But I'll pass on the candy
Stranger: Thanks anyways
You: You sure? I have a variety of them.
You: Oh, you pick. They're in my basement.
Stranger: I'm scared of basements
You: Don't worry sonny, they aren't that scary.
You: Minus the headless clown heads I pin up to my wall.
Stranger: YES THEY ARE
You: Did I just say that?
You: I meant
You: The lights don't work down there, but your free to use a flashlight.
Stranger: Ohh..same thing right.no biggie
You: No biggie, your right.
Stranger: I know...that's nothing compared to my basement
Stranger: Dont even get me stared
You: does your basement also contain various head chopping tools, and instruments to preform sacrificial ceremonies?
You: Because mine does.
You: /serious face
Stranger: Yes..I go to festivals in the summer about stuff like that
You: Do you really? Me too! ;D I'm a part of many clubs that contain those activies.
Stranger: Omg! We're twins
You: We are.
Stranger: So can I still have a piece of candy? I've been craving something sweet for a while now
You: I have cat parts in jars down there as well.
You: Yes, I'd love to give you some peppermints.
You: Do you like peppermints?
Stranger: Oooohhh candy.an nope.only go for Swedish fish sprry
You: Do you like
You: Sour Patch Kids?
You: Gummy Bears?
You: I like to rip the heads off gummy bears before I eat them.
You: It makes me feel superior.
Stranger: You my dear friend are a wee bit creepy
You: Not creepy, just trying to blend in.
You: I can tell you my true identity if you'd like.
Stranger: I'm not sure anymore
You: You sir, just made my night. I have to tell you this.
You: My true self: I am a 14 year old girl that does this for fun because I have no social life of any kind.
You: It's a bit sad when you think about it.
Stranger: Hahahaha that's basically like me!..except not to that extreme
You: xD Nice. I love doing this, it just makes me laugh. xD
You: Some guy offered me cookies earlier today
You: on omegle
You: and we had a weird conversation, which is where I got the idea from. xD
Stranger: Well that's awkward..haha,,but cool idea..I've been messing with people for like ever on here but they always leave
You: I know, It's sad. DX
You: People are just looking to hook up. On Omegle.
You: Like, wtf.
Stranger: Seriously! They are..:"can you send me nudes?" I'm like ya ok ( . ) ( . )
You: Send them a fake picture
Stranger: Thats really what I do..Hahahah
You: Guys are like 'can I see your pussy?' and I'm like 'sure bro' and I send them a picture of a cat.
Stranger: Just want to have a regular/weird conversation ok?! and hahah that's a good one too boys
You: xD Boys will be boys. They're too cheap to try eHarmony. sdfhh You have to pay for eHarmony, did you know that?
Stranger: Never tried hahah.but ya that's true :/
You: You know what stranger? I like you. xD You made my night, you really did.
You: Thanks for being such a sport.
Stranger: Haha well thanks! you aren't to shabby either(:
You: Thanks. xD Well, I enjoyed talking to you. I guess it's time for me to disconnect? Maybe we'll meet sometime in the real world. c:
Stranger: Sameee,,.and maybe weird to think about..haha..byeeee!
You: New story to tell your friends. xD BYE!
You have disconnected.